Quotes

This is the place where I post quotes. Some of them are funny to everyone, some are just funny to me and a select group of friends. NOTE: Some of these aren't as funny because I edited them. I like to try and keep this PG.

"Run to the palm trees, the sun is on fire!"

"Screw all underclassmen!"

"Bling-Bling!"

"Get out of my house!"

"Do you have a B-B gun?"

"Skip, you Communist!"

"For 1, press English"

"Who's Pluckin' the duck?"

"You can't see me if I can't see you!"

"Poe was high on Morphine"

"Puppy Biscuit."

"7 times 2 is 9"
"And 2 plus 2 is three"

(in monotone voice} "I love you Juliet. Now let's kill ourselves"

"Have you been watching 70's porn?"

"Stop talking about smelly people!"

(phone rings, /me picks up phone} "Hello?"
{In really fake British Voice} "Hello, this is the international opperator."
"Uh huh. Please hold." {/me puts Five Iron Frenzy up to the phone.}
{pause}"You have really crappy tastes in music."
"Thank you."
"Now turn off that idiotic music so we can have a decent conversation!"
"Why?"
"Because I want to have a freakin' decent conversation."
"Okay." {/me turns off music}
"Now, let's have a decent converation."
"Why?"
"Is that all you can say, Okay and Why?"
"Okay, Why?" "You're a bloody sucker!"
"I'm a what?"
"A bloody sucker!"
"That's not nice"
"I don't give a damn!"
"Okay."
"This conversation is idiotic. Goodbye!"

"I want a divorce!"
"Hold on! I'm the marriage counselor. Let's talk this out."
"Why?"
"Because I said so!"

Eagles may soar, but weasles never get sucked into jet engines

"It's a Hemidemisemi-QUAVER"

"Wanna Buy a duck?"
"A what?"
"A duck!"
"Does it Quack?"
"Of course It does, it's a duck!"
"How Much?"
"Lot a money!

"Visne emere poulum?"
"Quid?"
"Poulus"
"Estne Quack?"
"Ita Vero! Est Poulus!
"Quanti?"
"Multa Denarei!"

"Invisible Bob doesn't like you."

"It's one point, get over it!

"Sinkew."

"Name one of the Kahns from the Mongol Empire."
"Shakah Kahn."

"Who's Lou Stool?"

Quotes

This is the place where I post quotes. Some of them are funny to everyone, some are just funny to me and a select group of friends. NOTE: Some of these aren't as funny because I edited them. I like to *try* and keep this PG.

This is the place where I post quotes. Some of them are funny to everyone, some are just funny to me and a select group of friends. NOTE: Some of these aren't as funny because I edited them. I like to try and keep this PG.